Top Ten Reasons not to miss the reunion

by Eric Adolfson

10. The only tortillas you'll see are the ones you bring yourself.

9. It doesn't take 17+ hours in a cramped and stinking van to get there.

8. Well, there's the company.

7. The "Dictatoria " will let you pay your respects.

6. Carol promises not to ask anyone for "a favor”. (maybe)

5. Rusty won't make anyone "count off" except for how many hamburgers they want.

4. You too can try to get in front of Marvin in the chow line.

3. Toilet paper will go in the toilet.

2. The only chickens around will be on the grill.

1. Come on! It will be a picnic.